Unpacking the pile of things I dumped out of my suitcase from the USA.
How to get ready in two minutes: jacket, lippy, ignore sleep-tousled hair - sorted.
“ I suppose boyfriend status is kind of like [foursquare] mayorships - they tend to be exclusive, reaching there can involve quite a bit of effort, it’s obvious to everyone around when you get it and tends to lead to exciting freebies. ”
Idle thoughts in direct messages.
Shamefully, it took me more than two minutes to work out how to extract this cupcake from the case. Turns out: it didn’t involve knawing. Let us not speak of it further.
(On the other hand, a store selling cupcakes has opened up near my house in the UK! Celebration!)
Scenes from a road trip: my new favourite photo.
I also miss her! Well, miss you too, but her accent is cuter. And not to deflate your ego, but her bum is just half a point nicer.Clearly, the girlfriend is not around to keep me grounded.
She’s only been gone for about seven hours.
This is going to be a train wreck.
So…
Don’t you wish I was recording this on video?
How’d that deflate my ego? She has a mighty fine ass, mine being only a half point less is quite a compliment!
;-)
This thread is useless without pics.
… wait, what?
